I think this may just be an outlet for random thoughts and run-on sentences. I found from my last blog, that trying to write at length about life events just got too demanding, and I abandoned it.
So, I guess I've been wondering...
How much does one have to weigh to not slide around on Metro bus seats when stops are made? Does everyone slide? I know how inertia works and all, but I'm curious, if I weighed 100 pounds more, would I be secure in my seat?
This is why I always wear my velcro jumpsuit when I ride the bus. Of course, it doesn't actually stick to the seats unless I put something over them, so I usually bring along a big sheet of felt. But even that doesn't really work because it slides right off the seat. So this is why I also carry around my staple gun. Which is also nice to have handy for scaring off children and old people who might try to sit on my felt seat. In conclusion, for some reason I'm not allowed to ride Metro buses anymore.
ReplyDeleteFill your pockets with rocks.
ReplyDeleteIf you are dense, like a massive star or Seth Bedwell, then you will not be effected by the inertia of the bus.
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